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POSTAL DUDE

He's back and ready to kick some ass. Currently working at Running With Scissors and living in a trailer with his bitch wife and his dog Champ, he'll be yours for a few days.

 

GARY COLEMAN

 


Yes, It's Gary Coleman allright. Virtually, that is. You have to get his autograph when he's in town.
 

 


 

HATE GROUPS

Paradise is filled with all kinds of people, haters included.
 
RWS PROTESTOR

Since you've worked with Running With Scissors you too will be a potential target of the hate of these people. Beware of the orang t-shirt. Run to the nearest cop.. or solve the problem yourself.

 

BOOK PROTESTOR

These whackos will try to perpetrate their objectives with all means necessary. With their ongoing motto "Save a Tree, Burn a Book", you better watch their moves.

 

REDNECKS

Lovers of their land, they don't like strangers too much.

 

BUTCHERS

Butchers don't like intruders much, specially when they find out about their secret practices.

 

CARRIERS

Watch out! She might just go postal on you! ;)

 

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