[Riflemen]

i thought of a new weapon that would be gross, funny as hell, and im sure would piss off jack like no other:


the Turd Toss, when you pull this weapon out, the P dude would bring up his hand and snap on one of the white rubber gloves that doctors use. to attack, he would reach his hand back out of view and you would hear a farting sound and then he would bring his hand back up into view with a fresh brown... well you know, then you can toss it like a grenade or use secondary fire and drop it on the ground and wait for someone to step on it.

the use of this weapon would be funny and you would have infinte ammo but i would set it up on a very slow reload/respawn time because well the dude can only pack so much "ammo" at a time.

This post has been edited by Riflemen: 26 February 2007 - 10:58 PM

[wolve]

there is something simler to this allready out for postal:stp mp,i think it was one of m@d j@ck@l's m@d mods things

[Riflemen]

oh there is, i didnt know, my STP cd has a corrupt file on it and i havent been able to play in a while

[Neurological]

lolz, I'm for no-sense weapons like some stupid items:

a part of window to break in the ppl heads
some gadgets for the kick, like spines or knife
or this http://www.anticarde.../prosciutto.jpg



and some "vehicles"

http://www.projectwe...ini/muletto.jpg

http://www.colourswh...ipse_pic_03.jpg

http://img.alibaba.c...opping_Cart.jpg

[wolve]

W00T!!!

neurological has joined!!

W00T!!!!

*wolve bows to the music master*

[Chirurg]

wolve, on Mar 1 2007, 04:08 PM, said:

neurological has joined!!

he joined two years ago

[Wolkrazgt]

Postal really got the most weapons...

So it wouldnt surprise me if Dude suddenly get a sparrow or bow and arrow...!

[tiger@sound.net]

Or for P3, a realistic blackjack that just knocks out its victim, for a time-period?

(I won't even talk about carrying a female victim to tie her up and ... )

But with a male, you could carry and drop him into something REALLY nasty.

... Jim ...

[wolve]

sparrow?

well i kinda have a pidgeon weapon i been messing with,shoots bird shit and give anthrax damage

or at least its ment to at mo all it does is fart anthrax gas,needs more pidgeon feed i think

[Adum Larp]

Well, we've already got cats with a shredding effect, so why not birds, which could be thrown at people? Would be cool watching them hacking people to death, Hitchcock-style...

This post has been edited by Adum Larp: 02 March 2007 - 09:21 AM

[Wolkrazgt]

Then Postal3 would be a good game to make you hate animals!
Or love them.

I like the bird idea, perhaps some eagles?

This post has been edited by Wolkrazgt: 03 March 2007 - 08:45 PM

[tiger@sound.net]

Wolkrazgt, on Mar 3 2007, 02:44 PM, said:

Then Postal3 would be a good game to make you hate animals!
Or love them.

I like the bird idea, perhaps some eagles?

Well, after all those major P2/AW and ED mods,
we have some very dangerous dogs, cats, cows, pigeons and even elephants.
(But you will have to ask The Oagh about "dangerous fishes", okay?)

So, for P3, could those passive pigeons become damn dangerous crows, ala Hitchcock?
And would having a few poisonous snakes in the grass, along with some spiders in trees, be good? (Heck, Paradise/Arizona is in the desert, which has scorpions and lots of nasty creatures.)
And could The Oagh's small fresh-water fish become larger fresh-and-salt-water Paranah?
And THEN, we have SHARKs! (And that discussion could go on forever! )

(Sorry, I didn't mean to take your "weapons discussion" into new postal-creatures for P3.)

... Jim ...

This post has been edited by tiger@sound.net: 04 March 2007 - 07:39 AM

[wolve]

Quote

And would having a few poisonous snakes in the grass, along with some spiders in trees, be good?

and its allso chopable



the bite has anthrax damage so tis poisonous

allso i do beleave systemshock was working on a hairy ass spider,but he's on leave for moment and taking a break

[Adum Larp]

I'd love to release a couple of those snakes in Paradise Mall!

[tiger@sound.net]

Now, that's what I was "talking about", Mr Wolve!
(There are plenty of realistic and natural dangers for lots of Postal "enemies".)

And with normal weapons, these enemies should stay just as dangerous, I hope?
And all of that kind of fits together in my small "book" of realistic postal gameplay, mates!

BTW, did SystemShock ever get back to making Zombies more durable when it came to shurikens, etc?
(Like 3 shurikens to a neck, for a head-chop, sounds like a reasonable amount of damage, to me.)

... Jim ...