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Losing a sledgehammer into a cow's butt
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#1 User is offline   Cancer Fucking Cancer 

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Posted 25 June 2005 - 11:22 AM

Hello again,
here's another question to answer to!
How do I LOSE the sledgehammer into a cow's butt?
Throwing it into their asses is not enough, 'cause as I kill them it gets out from there and falls down on the floor..
What should I do?
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 12:26 PM

Cancer Fucking Cancer, on Jun 25 2005, 11:22 AM, said:

What should I do?

got to the town MIANUS and see what you get :lol:
no just kidding ... you only can throw the hammer into the cows ass and see funny cow screaming :unsure: not more not less.
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 12:56 PM

Are you sure about that?
In the final statistic window, after finishing the game, it's written "Number of sledgehammers lost into a cow's butt", or something like that.
The problem is that I threw a lot of sledgehammers into their butts during the game, but at the end it unexplainably tells me:
"Number of sledgehammers lost into a cow's butt --> 0" :blink:
So it could just be some sort of bug, or there's something we don't know...
If you tell me you're ABSOLUTELY sure about what you're saying, I'll just surrender :(
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Posted 25 June 2005 - 10:42 PM

mhh i throw many hammers in cow butts...i never lost them...
well lets say im 90% sure ;)
but keep trying maybe its possible ... :lol:
because you are right with the endscreen...its confusing :lol:

maybe its possible that RWS had to cut that to get a rating :unsure:
dunno...well you should send vince a mail with you question :upside:
its pretty intressting.
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 11:32 AM

Sure, I'll write to Vince, that's a great idea!
Don't know which is the right contact..
info@gopostal.com ???
support@gopostal.com ???
Which one? :goinpostal:
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 04:57 PM

Vince@gopostal.com

he love it to work close as possible with the community!
i guess he answer you ;)
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Posted 26 June 2005 - 05:15 PM

Done! ;)
Let's hope for the best, man! :)
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Posted 20 July 2005 - 02:42 AM

My english isn't perfect!

I have found how to lose a sledhammer in a cow butt!
1-Put a sledhammer in a cow butt
2-take another sledgehammer (you have two others sledhammers in this level)
3-equip with the new sledhammer
4-try to take the old sledhammer in the cow butt
Bingo! The sledgehammer is swallow by the cow butt.
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Posted 23 July 2005 - 01:20 PM

Thanks man!!! Listen, could you check in the final statistic window if, doing this way, the # of sledgehammers lost in a cow's butt is brought up to date??

P.s. Vince answered me, but the weird thing is that he gave a wrong info! In fact, after Vince's reply, Steve sent me ANOTHER mail in which he corrected what Vince told me before!

Here is Vince's answer:
Since your Italian I know how much you like ass...so I did a little digging
and came up with this answer

"There are two ways to to throw a hammer into a cows butt primary fire and
alt fire.

Primary fire makes it retrievable, and alt fire makes it get lost. Perhaps
he hasn't tried alt fire."

Just so you know I got this answer from the horses ass, you know its all in
the beast my friend.

Now be sure to keep a clean hammer.

Always,
V


And here's Steve's one:
Actually, horse's ass is right, because that info is totally wrong! The only way you can get a hammer stuck in a cow's ass is to throw it using alt fire. Primary fire will just hurt the cow and it will run away without taking your hammer.

As for the question about the end game stat, I'm waiting on a reply from the programmer, but I'm guessing it's either:

A: a bug
or
B: you have to retrieve the hammer before it will register the stat.

Have you tried bumping into the cow's ass to get your hammer back? If not, try doing that and then see if it registers your # hammers in cow's ass stat. Please let me know if this works! If you have been doing that, then it's probably a bug. :)

Steve


BTW, I ain't much time to finish the game once again, so I still haven't answered to him! If you can, try to do him this favor!!
Thanks,
Andrea
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Posted 25 July 2005 - 02:42 AM

AAAAAR!
I see the stats today and it's still 0 hammer lost, even if a hammer really disappears. :(
So, i made a mistake even if the hammer in the cow's butt really disappear.
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Posted 25 July 2005 - 08:30 AM

GODDAMN!!!
Thanks anyway for your help :(
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